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作者被情景喜剧洗脑后一些对于三米和丁丁日常对话的事实揭露大胆猜测

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0124阿丁生贺part 2

21

Dean: Don't take this the wrong way, but please die.

Ruby: There's a good way to take that?

Dean: No, but I wanted you to know that I meant every word of it. 

 

22

梗源汤sharlieinmyheart

Sam, to his preschool teacher: You can kill someone with just about anything. Take a pencil, for example. If you stab someone hard enough in their jugular, it will kill them. 

Preschool teacher: *Nervously* Thank...you for that really random fact... Please don't kill me. 

 

23

Dean: You know what, Sammy? Fuck you!

Sam: If you want to, feel free. 

 

24

Sam:*making bed, making sure it's perfect*

Dean: *drunk, walks into room, flops down on bed, messing it all up* 

Dean: *hazily*CUDDLE ME!

Sam: *smiles softly, crawls into bed*

 

25

Sam: You are standing on thin ice.

Dean: I'm standing on the floor. 

Sam: It's an expression.

Dean: It's a carpet.  

 

26

梗源推

Sam: I always have a note in my pocket that says "Dean did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want Dean to find someone else. 

 

27

Sam: Look, I'm gonna give it to you straight-

Dean: Gross.

       

28

Dean: My relationship with Sam is always either "I'll help you hide the body" or "Don't even breathe in my direction". There is no in between. 

 

29

Website: Confirm your password. 

Cass: *typing* Yes, this is my password. 

 

30

Leviathans：I guess there is no such thing as perfection. 

Crowley: *gestures at Demon!Dean* Do your eyes even work?

 

31

Dean: I've only said 'I love you' to two men before in my life. 

Dean: Sam. 

Dean: And soulless Sam who I mistook for Sam. 

 

32

Cashier: Whoa 10 cheese burgers and38 boxes of mac and cheese, having a party tonight?

Dean: ...

Dean: Sure. 

 

33

梗源vine-lance20

Dean: *Steps on a weighingscale*

Weighing scale: Weight limit exceeded

Dean: Oh that's bullshit.

 

34

Dean: *Walks in the dungeon* What's that smell?

Ruby: *in the background talking with Sam* !@#$%^&*()*&^%$

Dean: I knew I smelt bullshit down here.

 

35

梗源b99

Dean，after stopping apocalypse: We need to celebrate. I know the perfect way to celebrate.

Sam: I'm not sure if that is the perf-

Dean: This B needs a C in his A.

Sam: Oh my god.

 

36

梗源推-alyssalimp

Dean: I consume pie like it's on fire and the only way to put it out is to eat it. 

Sam: 

 

37

Dean: Shut your pie hole before I stab you. 

Ruby: Is that the only word you got? 

Dean: Well if you prefer shit hole-

Ruby:  

 

38

Genie: And for your third wish?

Dean: *finishing his second cheeseburger* TAKE A WILD GUESS BUDDY!

 

39

Dean: Can't you just try and look at things from my perspective? 

Soulless Sam: *crouches down to Dean's height*

Dean: NOT LIKE THAT ASSHOLE!

 

40

Sam: *does something embarrassing*

Dean: I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Jo: Well...you don't have to.

Dean: Nah, I'm gonna. 

TBC