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0124阿丁生贺part 3

41

Anyone on the show: So you think you're funny?

Dean: I think I'm adorable. 

 

42.

Dean: *scary story voice* And the next day, he woke up dead!

Cass: How do you wake up dead?

Sam: 

 

43

Dean: C'mon! How many times do I have to apologize to you?

Sam: Once.

Dean: 

Sam: 

Dean: No. 

 

44

Dean: I don't do relationships. 

Sam: *walks in*

Dean: Shit. 

 

45

Sam: Dean is really good-looking.

Cass: Don't be jealous. You are, as a matter of fact, quite good-looking youself. 

Sam: I'm not being jealous. I'm being gay. 

 

46

Dean: I think I'm gay for my brother. 

Jo: No shit. 

Dean: You knew this already?

Jo: From the day I met you and Sam.

 

47

Dean: The food is too hot. I can't eat it. 

Sam: You are too hot and I still eat you. 

Dean: 

Sam: 

BOBBY: *slams his chips down* ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER. 

 

48

Dean: We can't tell anyone about this-whatever this is between us, okay?

Sam: Okay, I just told Cass. 

Cass: I only told Balthazar.

Balthazar: And I just broadcasted it to the whole planet. 

 

49

Gabe: Did you see that?

Cass: See what?

Gabe: Dean gave Sam the nod.

Cass: What nod?

Gabe: The 'let's fuck after this hunt' nod. 

 

50

Gabe: Good jobs gays!

Sam: Uh, don't you mean 'guys'?

Gabe: Did I fucking stutter?

Dean: *sweats*

 

51

Dean: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Dean: Not you Sammy. You are an angel and we all love you. 

 

52

Bobby, to Dean(about Sam): Go talk to the person you care for. 

Dean: 

Dean: *awkwardly* That would be Cass. 

 

53

Dean: I only feel one emotion and that's anger. 

Sam: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.

Dean: Out of anger.

 

54

Dean: I have no fears. 

Cass: What if Sam were your older brother instead of you were his?

Dean: 

Dean: I have one fear. 

 

55

Officer: How do you plead?

Dean: Uh...

Sam: *mouthing* Not guilty. 

Dean: H-hot milky.

Sam: 

Sam: Why are we dating again?

 

56

Sam: Bobby! Dean called me the b-word!

Bobby: DEAN!

Dean, to Sam: Motherfucker doesn't start with a b. Bitch. 

Bobby: 

Bobby, to John: I'm starting to question your parenting skills. 

 

57

Sam: Why is there no icecream in the freezer?

Dean: 'cause I ate it to feel better. 

Sam: There were 3 tubes of icecream.

Dean: *having zero regrets*: I know. 

 

58

Dean: Okay, yeah, I mean-I love Sam. I have loving feelings for Sam. But does that mean I'm IN LOVE WITH him? No-

Dean: Oh my god. I'm in love withSam. 

Dean, to Cass: Why didn't you tell me?

Cass: I thought you knew.

 

59

Sam: It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what Dean told me.

Cass: Why? What did he say?

Sam: Don't know. I wasn't listening. 

 

60

Sam: Thanks for bringing me a snack, Dean. 

Dean: Bold of you to assume I was gonna share. 

TBC