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作者被情景喜剧洗脑后一些对于三米和丁丁日常对话的事实揭露大胆猜测

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0124阿丁生贺part 4

61

Crowley appears out of nowhere. 

Sam: *starts growling, attempts to attack*

Crowley: Get your fucking dog, Dean. 

Dean: He doesn't bite.

Sam: *cuts Crowley's suit*

Crowley: YES HE DOES. 

 

62

Dean: I wanted to apologize.

Sam: Finally.

Dean: But then I realized I'm not really that sorry.

Sam: 

 

63

Cass: Is that a hickey?

Dean: No it's a mosquito bite.

Sam: *walks in* hey guys, wha-

Cass: Hey, mosquito.

 

64

Dean: I'm a hot mess...but I love you guys for handling it.

Sam: Emphasis on the hot part.

Bobby: What about the even larger substantial emphasis on "mess"?

 

65

Dean: If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Ruby, I'd still shoot Ruby twice.

 

66

Dean: I hate Sam. He's the worst. 

Sam: You're holding my hand.

Dean: I'm holding it with hatred.

 

67

Dean: I'm a piece of trash.  

Sam: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 7 okay?

Dean:

Dean: Smooth.

 

68

Dean: This is ridiculous. Sam doesn't have a crush on me. I'm his brother for god sake. 

Cass: Yes he does. 

Bobby: Yes he does. 

Sam: ...Yeah I do. 

 

69

Dean: I don't date dudes. 

Sam: *walks in*

Dean: *already in tux* I marry them.

 

70

Dean: I know we don't always seeeye to eye-

Sam: That's because you're too short. 

Dean:

Dean: DO YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE? 

 

71

梗源Ariana Grande

Sam: Dean, what do you do when you want something?

Dean: I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. 

Sam: 

 

72

Sam: I gotta go now.

Dean: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sam: Uhhh... [hugs Dean and kisses him on the lips]

Dean: *blushing furiously* I-I meant your jacket. You forgot your jacket.

 

73

Cass: Dean, quick! Fuck marry kill: Sam, Bobby, me. 

Dean: I'd fuck Sam, marry Sam, and kill Ruby.

Sam:

Ruby: What the fuck I wasn't even on the list. 

 

74

Dean: *gasps*

Sam: What?

Dean: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Sam: 

 

75

Dean: I've been your age, you've never been mine, so pay attention. 

Sam: I've been your height, you've never been mine, you pay attention.  

Dean: BITCH SAY THAT AGAIN. 

 

76

Dean: If you like me, raise your hand.

Ruby: What if I don't like you?

Dean: *not even missing a beat* Then raise your standards.

 

77

Waiter: Sir, what would you like?

Dean: A milkshake with two straws.

Sam: Dean, you don't have t-

Dean: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this.

Sam: 

 

78

Robber: Give me all your money if you don't wanna die!

Dean: First of all, bold of you to assume I have money, or don't want to die. 

 

79

Dean: I proudly identify myself as moronsexual, which means I'm attracted to idiots and idiots only. 

Sam: *disobeys Dean, does everything Dean says not to and releases Lucifer*

Dean: *undressing* God Sam you are so stupid sometimes.

 

80

Sam: Ask me why I love you. 

Dean: ...why do you love me? 

Sam: *pulling out a 500-page binder* I'm glad you asked. Let's start with Article 1.

Dean: 

Dean: Should've seen it coming. 

TBC