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作者被情景喜剧洗脑后一些对于三米和丁丁日常对话的事实揭露大胆猜测

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0124阿丁生贺part 5

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Dean: *reading SLASH* Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I'd be excited just to have a bunk bed. 

Sam: Dean. No.   

 

82

Dean: I'm gonna go check out the situation. And you can check out my ass as I walk away. I think you'll be pleased. 

Sam: 

 

83

Bobby, to everyone: Since I'm gonna be away for a while, I've left you a complimentary bowl of advice. 

Bobby: *picking one paper out of the bowl* For instance, 'Sam, Dean, stop doing that' just applies to everything.  

 

84

Cass: Describe Dean in one word. 

Sam: Mine. 

Dean: 

 

85

Dean: Look, you didn't ask my opinion, but I'm your brother, so I'm giving it anyway. 

Sam: 

 

86

Dean: *wearing a tuxedo, and eating a hot dog*

Sam: Dean, people usually don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo. 

Dean: *mouth full* This hot dog is not wearing a tuxedo. 

 

87

Sam: Dean, I wasn't that drunk. 

Dean: No shit. You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you told me I was important. 

 

88

梗源2014年One Direction on Ellen Show

Dean: You are the closest person to me, Sammy, I swear. We even shared a toothbrush once. 

Sam: ...I was not aware of that.

Dean: We did. 

 

89

Dean: I just sprayed deodorant in my eyes!  

Sam: Why would you go and do a thing like that? 

Dean: To make my eyeballs smell like Dark Temptation?

Dean: WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 

 

90

Sam: *yawns*

Dean: *snorts* Yeah, being pretty must be tiring. 

Sam: Then you must be exhausted.

Dean: *blushes furiously* 

 

91

About Sam and Amelia. 

Cass: You are jealous. 

Dean: *chokes on his water* Jealous? 

Cass: Yes. Jealous. That's why you've been negative about this, right? 

Dean: That's absurd. I'm always negative. 

 

92

Gwen: Hey Dean, who has the besta ss in our family? 

Dean: *smirks* You do. 

Sam: *passing by* Dean does. 

Dean: 

Gwen: Wait what? 

 

93

Period preWincest. 

Sam: Got a hot date? 

Dean: No, but the girl I'm dating does. 

Sam: 

 

94

Cass: What are you doing?

Dean: Sam put me in timeout.

Cass: Why?

Dean: He asked me if I got anything to do later and apparently "preferably you" was not an acceptable answer. 

 

95

Dean: If I can make a guy hard just by looking at me, it's not gay. It's power. 

Sam: 

 

96

Cass: What are you looking for, Sam? 

Sam: My will to live. 

Cass: What? 

Dean: *walks in* 

Sam: Never mind. Found it. 

 

97

[In the group chat]

Cass: If it's suicide when you kill yourself, what's it called when you kill a friend? 

Dean: Homiecide. 

Sam: Murder. 

Dean: HOMIEcide. 

[Sam has left this chat]

 

98

During a job. 

Passerby: I saw that! 

Dean&Sam: *innocently* Saw what? 

Passerby: I don't know what it is...but I saw it! 

 

99

Ruby: Sam is straight. Give it up. 

Dean: So is spaghetti, until it's heated. 

 

100

[seeing young!Sam crying]

John: What's wrong? Why are youcrying?

Bobby: Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to. 

Dean: WHERE ARE THEY? I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM. 

TBC