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【SPN|SD】【甜饼】你哥你弟的日常 100-124[完结]

作者被情景喜剧洗脑后一些对于三米和丁丁日常对话的事实揭露大胆猜测

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0124阿丁生贺part 6[完结]


101

Michael: Sam Winchester is of no use.Just a piece of human garbage. 

Raphael: Damn right.

Lucifer: That's not very nice. 

Dean: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY? 

 

102

Playing word games.   

Ellen: I'll put an "A" down. 

Jo: I'll add onto your ' A' to make "AT". 

Bobby: I'll add onto your "AT" to make "RAT". 

Sam: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC". 

Dean: *flips table* YOU BITCH. 

 

103

Bobby: I need you two to be straight with me.

Dean: *points at Sam* That's gonna be difficult for this one right here.

Sam: 

 

104

Dean: Bobby...I think I have a crush on Sam...

Bobby: Well congrats! You're officially the last one to know.

 

105

Young!Dean: Rules are made to be broken.

Bobby: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. 

Young!Sam: Uh, piñata. 

Young!Jo: Glow sticks. 

Ellen: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. 

Young!Dean: Again, rules. 

 

106

Dean: You know what Bobby? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I'll call you later. 

Bobby: Okay, say hi to Sam for me. 

 

107

Charlie: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together. 

Some girl: Awwww.

Dean: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Sam: ...Thanks?

 

108

Bobby: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?

Cass: Well it's kind of complicated, but Sam and Dean-

Bobby: Got it. Forget I asked. 

 

109

梗源One Direction crack vid. 

Dean: Oh look, it's Michael and his boy band. 

Raphael: Hello, we have names. 

Dean: Which I can't remember and don't care. 

 

110

Dean: * walks in wearing a shirt that says 'I'm Dean fucking Winchester' * 

Bobby: Why the fuck would you wear that?

Dean: Wait for it. 

Sam: *walks in blushing and wearing a shirt that says ' I'm fucking Dean Winchester' *

Bobby: 

 

111

Dean: I need to get something off my chest. 

Sam: Preferably your shirt?

Dean: *blushes* Sammy!

 

112

Dean, to Sam: How is the world's prettiest boy today?

Sam: *without looking up* I don't know, how are you? 

Dean: Oh my god. 

 

113

Dean: How can someone say Sammy is evil? He's the most precious soft little angel. Just look at him! 

Sam: *finished drinking three demons dry and wipes blood off his face*

 

114

Cass: ...Are you and Sam dating?

Dean: *head resting in Sam's lap* What gave you that impression?  

 

115

Sam: God, I wish Dean was here. 

Lucifer: Okay, if Dean was here what would the two of you be doing? 

Sam: *gives a pointed look*

Lucifer: It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon...You humans are animals. 

 

116

Cass: *knocks on Sam's door* Sam? Can I ask you something? 

Sam: *opens door but only a crack*Cass, not now. I'm kind of busy right now. 

Cass: Doing what? 

Dean: *yells in Sam's room* ME!

 

117

Dean: There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by a cheeseburger. 

Dean: Except when it has something to do with Sammy being hurt. 

 

118

Priest: Do you want to make a confession? 

Dean: My sins are too many and varied to repent. And honestly, I intend to continue sinning so I won't waste your time. 

 

119

Some witch: Something brought you here, Dean Winchester. Call it what you want-fate, destiny...

Dean: Sam. He physically dragged me here. 

 

120

Dean: *pointing to Michael* Fuck you. 

Dean: *pointing to Lucifer* Fuck you. 

Dean: *pointing to Sam* Fuck me. 

Dean: *pointing to Ruby* Double fuck you. 

 

121

Dean, to Sam: I think we can date each other and live together but we also have to include Cass. 

 

122

Dean: *on the counter changing the light bulb*

Cass: Why is Dean standing on the counter?

Sam: *smirks* He likes to feel tall. 

 

123

Dean: YOU ARE THREE CENTURIES' LATE.

Sam: And you are stunning as usual. 

Dean: ...You are forgiven. 

 

124

梗源spn S.W. D.W.

Young!Sam: *carves 'Sam&Dean' into a tree*

Young!Dean: What a nerd. 

Young!Dean: *adds '4ever' *


好啦,【你哥你弟的日常】到这里第124条就完结啦!谢谢大噶给的小红手和小蓝心!自己闲着没事想到的沙雕段子能收到这样的回应我超开心的!我辞藻匮乏表现不出来三米和阿丁十万分之一的可爱!然后也谢谢大噶愿意啃英文去理解这些双关甚至三关的冷笑话!阿丁生贺撒花!阿丁今年也要更加美貌!真心的祝福三米和阿丁能像彼此所希望的那样永远在一起!

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